Monday, April 17, 2006

Pinball wizard

I'm having difficulty locomoting. I seem to go in a straight line and can only change direction once I bounce off something, like a doorjamb. Or, in the case of the office kitchen, the garbage can. Fortunately, it's heavy. Fortunately, I wasn't wearing my sandals.

If I careen off the forklift, do I get worker's comp?